The Key

No, not the key to success. Not the key to my heart. Not the key that unlocks the mysteries to all your dating, err… my dating woes. But a more practical key: my acronyms and abbreviations. You know, to keep the anonymity of my dates. If you follow my twitter feed *ahem* then you may get confused if you miss a post. Do not despair! Here it is:

FH = Future Husband
Currently held by Santa Fe (the original FH) and previously held by that SF club owner. Title is transferable and used loosely.

exFH2 = Obviously, Ex Future Husband 2
Currently held by my Latin soon to be ex lover

IFH = Irish Future Husband
Currently held by an Irish lad who I plan to never talk to again.

NI = New Irish
Currently held by the new Irish lad I met during early St. Pattie’s Day festivities. Followed by a date the very next day.

CO = Colorado
Currently held by the other boy I met during St. Pattie’s Day festivities. Oops.

WC = Work Crush
Currently held by no one. The original lasted a whole 2 days

NWC = New Work Crush
Currently held by the cute boy on my floor. His famous line: “I’m going to make a frontier woman out of you”

SBF = Seattle Boyfriend
Currently held by my ex living in Seattle who wants to marry me… still.